66,000 People Are Allegedly Demanding Refunds for Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau’s Wedding Livestream

66,000 People Are Allegedly Demanding Refunds for Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau’s Wedding Livestream

66,000 People Are Allegedly Demanding Refunds for Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau’s Wedding Livestream

Ahead of Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau’s spon-con wedding, I sought the advice of a prophet. Her sanctuary was hidden deep in a storefront downtown, and the cost to approach her was a fistful of Monopoly money. I’ve transcribed the omen she whispered below: